What Happens

Zak is a geek. With spots. Who never gets the girl. But not tonight. Tonight Zak is feeling confident. He’s finally met someone on Facebook.

Tonight Zak is going to stop being a virgin. Sitting in the empty restaurant he had hoped to impress her with, Zak boasts to the waitress about his new waitress. The lonely girlfriend is impressed.

Until reality starts to intrude.




Tom Vickery played Zak


Natalya Hammond-Betts played Tildie




When It Was

Zeitgeist Theatre at King’s Head Theatre, London, and Theatre Rondo, Bath 2009